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{"type":"general","setup":"Why did the half blind man fall in the well?","punchline":"Because he couldn't see that well!","id":325}

{"slip": { "id": 148, "advice": "Some people would be better off if they took their own advice."}}

{"slip": { "id": 78, "advice": "Being kind is more rewarding than being right."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 143, "advice": "When painting a room, preparation is key. The actual painting should account for about 40% of the work."}}

{"type":"general","setup":"Why did the man put his money in the freezer?","punchline":"He wanted cold hard cash!","id":328}

{"slip": { "id": 73, "advice": "Eat food. Not too much, mostly plants."}}

{"fact":"The first true cats came into existence about 12 million years ago and were the Proailurus.","length":91}

{"type":"general","setup":"Why did the house go to the doctor?","punchline":"It was having window panes.","id":326}

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{"type":"general","setup":"What do you call a group of killer whales playing instruments?","punchline":"An Orca-stra.","id":209}

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