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{"type":"general","setup":"Did you know you should always take an extra pair of pants golfing?","punchline":"Just in case you get a hole in one.","id":104}
{"type":"general","setup":"What do you get hanging from Apple trees?","punchline":"Sore arms.","id":228}
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{"fact":"The smallest wildcat today is the Black-footed cat. The females are less than 20 inches (50 cm) long and can weigh as little as 2.5 lbs (1.2 kg).","length":145}