Friday 12 May 2006 from Ipswich

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{"fact":"It has been scientifically proven that stroking a cat can lower one's blood pressure.","length":85}

{"slip": { "id": 188, "advice": "Measure twice, cut once."}}

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Ray Liberti is an American politician. He served as a Democratic member for the 78th and 82nd district of the Florida House of Representatives.

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Luke Durbin disappeared during the early hours on Friday 12 May 2006 from Ipswich, Suffolk. Durbin vanished after a night out with friends and was reported missing by his mother on the afternoon of Saturday 13 May 2006.

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{"fact":"The cat's front paw has 5 toes, but the back paws have 4. Some cats are born with as many as 7 front toes and extra back toes (polydactl).","length":138}

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Alexander Vasilyevich Druzhinin, , was a Russian writer, translator, and magazine editor.