José Benito Silverio Monterroso Bermúdez was a Roman Catholic priest from the Banda Oriental, the pre-independence name of Uruguay.
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The Grub-Stake is a 1923 American silent Western film produced by and starring Nell Shipman. It was directed by Shipman's partner Bert Van Tuyle. It is considered an independent film.
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